dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

(via the-mad-girl-has-the-police-box)


clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(via beawesome75)


spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via swannysue)


horrorrpgartmastersupplier:

thegreatbigfour:

honestlysam:

watch me get 0 questions

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let’s do this (again)

(via microwavesex)


1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via nastiestyles)


Follow me on Instagram: kissifurrrr 
I’ll follow y’all back 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Follow me on Instagram: kissifurrrr
I’ll follow y’all back 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘


I wanna be your idea of perfect
Jay Gatsby (Leo)

(via sicksouledcitizen)


x-tills:

acidic-child:

itscooliosbuturblind:

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

Fuck.

Oh god


It’s crazy how many people don’t know this.

x-tills:

acidic-child:

itscooliosbuturblind:

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

Fuck.

Oh god

It’s crazy how many people don’t know this.


tin-d0g:

mamahartbig:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER


I MISS THESE

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN LOOK LIKE A PRINTER

tin-d0g:

mamahartbig:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

I MISS THESE

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN LOOK LIKE A PRINTER

(via quaintlyquiet)



iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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(via greed)


midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

(via unplannedchild)


drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(via quaintlyquiet)


kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

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(via marcos-butt-freckles)